One Decent Screw at Christmas.

Over the last few months David and I have become very good friends with ex-screw Neil 'Sam' Samworth (or as I like to call him, Samantha). There are people who judge me on our friendship and avoid me because I'm mates with a screw. I'll tell you what, there's a whole lot more people judging … Continue reading One Decent Screw at Christmas.

Charlie says Happy New Year

by Charles Salvador Charles Arthur Salvador, better known as Charles Bronson, is a British criminal who has been referred to in the British press as the "most violent prisoner in Britain" and "Britain's most notorious prisoner". First arrested in 1974, he was convicted and sentenced to seven years' imprisonment for armed robbery. Additional time was added due to … Continue reading Charlie says Happy New Year

Christmas Most Wanted

By Ray Ray Bishop Here's an extract from Inside Times, by the legend Noel Razor Smith. Coincidently Razor's blog about Christmas in Jail is coming up next. (Nicely done, Keef) Once an outlaw, Ray’s living the high life after years spent in and out of prison Ray Bishop has had a somewhat chequered life. He … Continue reading Christmas Most Wanted

Christmas at Grendon.

by Terry Ellis. Screws leaving Wanno at 6pm on Christmas Eve To find out what happened next and during the rest of his time at Grendon, read Terry's book. But, did his Grendon experiment work? Hell yeah! He even wrote a book about it! Message from Keef: "Ere Tel, you gonna give me drink for … Continue reading Christmas at Grendon.

I spy at Christmas

Erwin James reprises one of his Guardian columns - a moment of humanity on Christmas day 2000     “Merry Christmas,” said Mr Turnlock, as he lifted the flap covering the observation panel on my cell door at around 7.30 on Christmas morning. He was not being facetious, though there are some that can be. More than … Continue reading I spy at Christmas

Christmas Down Under

by Dr Lukas Carey Dr Lukas Carey completed his Doctorate in education and has worked in the field for most of his career as a coach, teacher, trainer and educator. While filling a role in local government he was charged with and convicted of receiving secret commissions and served time in prison.  During and since Lukas’ incarceration, … Continue reading Christmas Down Under

Penned Up at Christmas

By Steve Newark ITS NOT ALL DOOM AND GLOOM.  Christmas is an emotive time for everyone, add prison into the equation and it can sometimes be just a bit too much. Missing the children and family get togethers can make Christmas in prison seem the hardest days of your sentence. But it’s not all doom and … Continue reading Penned Up at Christmas

This side of the wall.

My First Christmas. My name is Katie, and my partner is currently serving 10 years in Prison. As I write later on , we were only together a few months before he was sent to Prison and it was the most scariest time of my life. I met him in March last year soon after … Continue reading This side of the wall.

A Routine Christmas

Ho! Ho! Ho! HMP by David Breakspear. Please excuse the somewhat bah humbug opening to this blog, but I hated Christmas in prison. The only thing I liked was earlier, and more, bang up. However, I doubt very much I would have the same sentiment this year. Bang up in prison was never an issue … Continue reading A Routine Christmas

It’s not just about him!

" It's alright for you, you're out enjoying yourself, while I'm stuck in here." Has he said it yet? How many times have you heard this? Actually your neighbours probably heard him shouting it down the phone at you too. You're kidding me, right? Trust, Bruv. It is not even close to being enjoyable. The … Continue reading It’s not just about him!